Stay Beautiful

keep it ugly

20 Apr

jaclcfrost:

i don’t care if a character is immortal i want to know their age. their exact age. i want to know how many centuries they’ve been around. if they died before they became immortal i want to know how old they were then. don’t give me that “age: immortal” shit. do not go there

20 Apr

drunktrophywife:

drunktrophywife:

Why did they call it the dark ages???

Because there were so many knights!

(Source: drunktrophywife)

20 Apr

kink-182:

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

reasons to date me

  • no pressure to wear pants in my presence
  • or any clothes at all really
  • but it’s up to you
  • u can be big spoon or little spoon
  • totally your choice
  • i’m always ready to make out
  • aLwaYs
  • also u don’t even have to buy me things just maybe an ice cream cone every once in a while that’s it 
  • i’ll let you lick it though
  • i mean the ice cream cone
  • well not just the ice cream cone

omfg yes

20 Apr

lindsaychrist:

doing a math question on a multiple choice test and getting an answer that isnt even listed as one of the choices

image

20 Apr

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20 Apr

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20 Apr

caerulea-divilu:

did-someone-say-pool:

the-time-lord-of-the-rings:

Mama Fury on waking up the Avengers.

(Source: Imgur)

LOKI IS FUCKGN DUCT TAPED TO THE BED I SIMPLY CANNOT

I don’t think there will ever come a time when I won’t reblog this.

20 Apr
The living tell the dying not to leave, and the dying do not listen. The dying tell us not to be sad for them, and we do not listen.

Welcome to Night Vale (Episode 37- The Auction)

20 Apr

http://glassxrose.tumblr.com/post/83265090640/okay-but-dont-try-to-tell-me-that-vines-from

glassxrose:

Okay, but don’t try to tell me that vines from Night Vale wouldn’t be the best.

  • Waking up and screaming at the sunrise to shut up
  • Pulling hoods off of the hooded figures
  • Saying things just to freak out the Sheriff’s Secret Police
  • Making beats with the humming entities at the post office
20 Apr
20 Apr 
Night Vale’s tweets about nature make me very happy. (x)

Night Vale’s tweets about nature make me very happy. (x)

20 Apr
  • tumblr: hail hydra
  • glow cloud: excuse you
20 Apr

http://sexybaldwin.tumblr.com/post/83302751639/imagine-if-on-the-days-building-up-to-easter

sexybaldwin:

Imagine if on the days building up to Easter, various eggs begin appearing in Night Vale, and to Carlos’s increasing distress, no one will acknowledge or talk about them; even Cecil refuses, wide eyed and shushing him. Then, on Easter day, one seems to hatch for each citizen, providing hooded…

20 Apr
20 Apr
Some periods of our growth are so confusing that we don’t even recognize that growth is happening. We may feel hostile or angry or weepy and hysterical, or we may feel depressed. It would never occur to us, unless we stumbled on a book or a person who explained to us, that we were in fact in the process of change, of actually becoming larger, spiritually, than we were before. Whenever we grow, we tend to feel it, as a young seed must feel the weight and inertia of the earth as it seeks to break out of its shell on its way to becoming a plant. Often the feeling is anything but pleasant. But what is most unpleasant is the not knowing what is happening. Those long periods when something inside ourselves seems to be waiting, holding its breath, unsure about what the next step should be, eventually become the periods we wait for, for it is in those periods that we realize that we are being prepared for the next phase of our life and that, in all probability, a new level of the personality is about to be revealed.

Alice Walker, Living by the Word  (via damnitamber)

(Source: larmoyante)