Saw this when it came out and I couldn’t stop smiling. If you watch the full video you notice how quickly she spouts off these things, how rapid fire each question is and you can tell each word is like a machine gun bullet to the guy’s head. And you know what?
That’s how we feel.
This is so important!
I never know what to ask and end up looking like a fool cause I don’t have a question prepared.
Don’t be me.
THIS. Jesus CHRIST, yes.
They tell you all the time in school, in “how to get hired” classes… whatever! They always say: “ASK QUESTIONS OF YOUR POTENTIAL EMPLOYERS. It makes you look interested in the job!”
They never tell you WHAT to ask so you don’t come off skeevey!
if you’re blue and you don’t know where to go to
why don’t you go where fashion sits
i hate this
What if Charlie Weasley is asexual? Like what if when his brothers were going through puberty and getting crushes on girls and just obsessing over them, Charlie was just like, “Guys. DRAGONS.”
Date someone who meets you half way. Date someone who brings you a glass a water when they get themselves one. Date someone who makes sure you don’t spend money on ridiculous things. Date someone your ex hates and your mom loves. Date someone who’d rather spend a Friday night watching movies, than out with 50 people they barely even talk to. Don’t date someone who makes you leave oceans of tears.
At the end of the day it’s the little things. (via offtheocean)
getting spoken to as if i’m straight by straight people who assume everyone is straight, subsequently feeling like the world’s most useless and irritated secret agent